25 names for your paraplanner's indie band (plus song lyrics)

25 names for your paraplanner's indie band (plus song lyrics)

Laura Miller
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Financial services harbours many a music buff, and they should probably look away now as Professional Adviser (with the help of a random band name generator) genetically modifies 25 music group monikers for the discerning indie/rock/skiffle playing financial professional...

  1 20 - 60% Sharesplay Successful but 'safe' whiny songs. 2 Canary Wharf Revival Skiffle band. 3 Pension Fighters Rocking the retirement market. 4 Megapension Bringing thrash metal to the over 55s. 5 Rory (Percival) and Sons Folksy act with plenty of beard. 6 No Rest For the Financial Planner Hard core drum and bass. 7 Rage Against the Pension Passionate songs about the inequality of pension provision in the private sector. 8 Canary Wharf Panic A lot of guys trying to look interesting while playing keyboards. 9 Risky Defi...

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