What do the Two Stars Think About the Election?

Daily Star readers are not that bright so one paragraph is all the paper can manage on its front page under the headline ‘Thank Gord it’s all over!’ which loads of us might echo. But just in case you thought Britain was really a different place this morning the Sat manages to get a picture of the nations sweetheart Cheryl Cole on the front because she’s had a ‘steamy night with rap hunk,’ which I guess beats a night in the pub with Dave Cameron. Other useful news from the Star is that Wayne Rooney has taught his pet parrot to speak his son’s name and JK Rowling is one the richest mums...