Princess Di or mortgage slump?

It continues: “We’ve found a shopkeeper who once sold Paul a can of lemonade and a bar of chocolate, so we should get at least five days out of that. Now I’m in two minds whether to put Amy Winehouse before or after Madonna. Amy’s changed her shade of eye shadow, but Madonna’s had her nails done. Actually, I think we’ll go with ‘House prices are about to crash’ as we ran that this time last year so it’s due another airing.” So what’s my point? The tabloids latch on to a series of characters and themes and then just run them into the ground. It’s easy, but let us be honest here…if they were...