If Maguire and Sants played for Brazil…

Five-time world champions Brazil open their 2010 World Cup campaign tonight against North Korea. But how would the team look represented by the likes of Hector Sants, Nick Cann and Rupert Murdoch?

Scott Sinclair
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Five-time world champions Brazil open their 2010 World Cup campaign tonight against North Korea. But how would the team look represented by the likes of Hector Sants, Nick Cann and Rupert Murdoch?

Thanks to website BrazilName, IFAonline has assembled a new-look Brazil team made up of 11 financial industry heavyweights. After casting your eye over this motley crew, why not enter your name into the generator and tell us your Brazilian name? Tiano Tony Hayward, BP chief executive (goalkeeper) - OK, so, a la Robert Green, his spills could cost the team, but if he can handle a rather personal attack from the President of the United States, surely he can hack the pressure of going between the sticks? Hectisco Hector Sants, FSA chief executive (right back) - Already announced h...

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