Independent financial adviser Barbie gives advice on advice

"Hi Barbie," said Ken. "Hi Ken," said Barbie. Ken drew his strong man-hand through his once golden tresses, now transformed by the dollmaker's art into silver locks. "It hurts me to say this," he said, "but I am about to retire. And I'm worried about how I should manage my several pensions from Mattel. My friend, Allan Sherwood, you remember he married your best friend Midge, mentioned you might be able to help. He's suffering a touch with dementia, but Midge is devoted...