Ode to the FCA from an adviser: A Christmas poem

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Never let it be said that our readers lack creativity. It's not exactly The Ancient Mariner, but the team at Professional Adviser thinks this festive ode to the regulatory gods scores big points for successfully rhyming 'levy' with 'bevvy'. For your reading pleasure...

"At this point in time we are full of Christmas cheer, Some full of wine.....

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