Adviser noticeboard: This week's events, hires (and a joke)

  Joke of the week Conjunctivitis.com - that's a site for sore eyes.  Tim Vine   Thought of the week "I am no more humble than my talents require." Oscar Levant   Events Investec and Talbot & Muir are hosting a pre-election seminar for IFAs featuring presentations on the changing pension landscape and a current market view. The afternoon event will take place in Manchester on 23 April. RSVP HERE... SimplyBiz is holding 13 protection-focused events throughout March and April. How to deal with clients with declined claims is on the agenda. MORE...