Off the record

Baywatch fan Stephen Schofield from Amber was reminiscing about his favourite holiday spots with OTR, when he recalled a near death experience in the Maldives. After he paddled out into the blue he suff­ered the indignity of gulping down a mouth of seawater. Panic ensued and he fought against the current to make it back to shore. One problem - he only swims backstroke. Not exactly Baywatch style, but a definite "Hoff" moment. R Another square-jawed hero is PMS' John Malone. Turning up at parent-firm Bankhall's annual conference in Berlin, minus his luggage - and on a Bank Holiday - would ca...