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'So as he's pedalling back from the pub, our hero realises he's forgotten his wallet and keys and the wife's not home,' continued the chairman of the insignificantly sized investment company SmallBlue Planet breathlessly. 'He has to turn his bike round to head back to the City and he's almost made it to his office when the police, alerted by his unusual style of cycling, try to pull him over. 'Rather than face the consequences, our hero decides to make a run for it and scoots down a pedestrian street but this only piques the interest of the boys in blue, who are now convinced they are ...