Adviser noticeboard: All the key events and hires (plus a joke)

  First, a motivational quote... "Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going." Sam Levenson Then, a bit of balance... "If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing." Homer Simpson Joke of the week Q: How many divorced men does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Who cares? They never get the house anyway.   Three stories from last week you'd be crazy to miss...