Prando's Asset Management - Electile dysfunction

The chairman is after some advice on the subject

Julian Marr
clock • 3 min read

"What are you doing back here again?" asked the chairman of the improbably-sized investment company Prandeamus Asset Management when I visited his office for the second time this week. "Hiding from the election result," I admitted.

"The team seem to have things under control and I promised myself I'd disappear the moment I received my hundredth post-election press release. "Well, I say a hundred press releases but it might more accurate to say I've received about a hundred versions of the same one. To be fair to Prando's, I've yet to receive anything from you - which is one of the reasons I felt it was safe to come here." "In that case, I wouldn't get too comfortable," the chairman warned. "I believe we have a little something readying itself for take-off even as we speak. "Trouble is, of course, while we know i...

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