The chairman and MD have decided not to make any resolutions this year
'Made any New Year's resolutions?' I asked the managing director of the insignificantly-sized investment company SmallBlue Planet by way of conversation. 'Isn't this where we came in this time last year?' he replied. 'It certainly sounds very familiar,' added the chairman, returning from the main bar of The Green Paper with three pints of Voluntary Compulsion. 'What on earth is that?' exclaimed the MD. 'I know, I know,' replied the chairman. 'The beer looks flat, weak and neither one thing nor the other, but the barman said it was all that was on offer for now.' 'We thought we m...
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