The chairman denies rumours of a possible merger with Jupiter
'Too right I've had enough,' replied the chairman of the insignificantly-sized investment company SmallBlue Planet. 'In fact, I'm sick to death of all this nonsense so may I just get this straight once and for all? SmallBlue Planet in no way sees itself as a possible takeover target and dismisses as complete fiction the ill-judged speculation that has taken place to that effect over the past week. 'After a detailed review of the company's entire business, we took the strategic decision to sell off our London-based emerging markets stock-trading arm ' or Keith as he is also known ' and ...
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